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Total Medals Earned: 119 (From 21 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,685 Points

Berzerk Ball 2

Total Noob Unlocked 12/24/12
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 12/24/12
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Adrian 5 Points Get 6 Challenge Medals.
One small step for a geek... 5 Points Reach 40,000 Distance.
Appolo 10 Points Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Major League 10 Points Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob 10 Points Get your team to level 10.
Turbo Nerd 10 Points Reach 600 Speed.
Col. Mustard 25 Points [?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Drago 25 Points Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious 25 Points Reach 700 Speed.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Homerunesque 25 Points Reach 200,000 Distance.
Lt. Colombo 25 Points Geek ain't no dev'...
Sherlock Holmes 25 Points Girls around the world...
Still a little Noobish 25 Points Get your team to level 15.
Theo Kojak 25 Points Rough way back...
Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points Get your team to level 20
Rocky 50 Points Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek 50 Points Reach 350,000 Distance.
What just passed by? 50 Points Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points Get your team to level 25.
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.
TCB in a Flash 100 Points Reach 900 Speed.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/885 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 3/10/13
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 3/10/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

Cool Story Bro

Gisbee Unlocked 1/27/13
10 Points
Visit Gisbee
Survivor Unlocked 1/27/13
10 Points
Survive a shipwreck
Adventurer Unlocked 1/27/13
25 Points
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Path of the Spirit Unlocked 1/27/13
50 Points
Complete the path of the Spirit
Path of the Wizard Unlocked 1/27/13
50 Points
Complete the path of the Wizard
Bear Meat 5 Points Meet the bear
The Whale Whisperer 10 Points Ride a narwhal
Path of the Narwhal 50 Points Complete the path of the Narwhal
Champion 100 Points Complete every path
Finly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Imposter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jasmine Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antiques Road Show Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/13 (145/365 points)

Cyber Rush

3 Orbs Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
500 m Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
First Blood Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Die for the first time.
Slider Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Die sliding.
Super Death Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Super Orb Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Volcano Unlocked 12/1/13
5 Points
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
10 Orbs Unlocked 12/1/13
10 Points
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
10 Super Orbs Unlocked 12/1/13
10 Points
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
1000 m Unlocked 12/1/13
10 Points
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
3 In A Row Unlocked 12/1/13
10 Points
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Headbanger Unlocked 12/1/13
10 Points
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
30 Orbs Unlocked 12/1/13
25 Points
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
3000 m Unlocked 12/1/13
25 Points
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Speedy Unlocked 12/1/13
25 Points
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Top Speed Unlocked 12/1/13
25 Points
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
2K Slide Unlocked 12/1/13
50 Points
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
30K m Unlocked 12/1/13
50 Points
Run a total of 30000 meters.
50 Super Orbs Unlocked 12/1/13
50 Points
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
6 Minutes Unlocked 12/1/13
50 Points
360 seconds air time.
Easter Egg Unlocked 12/1/13
100 Points
Find the Red Energy Orb.
3x Record 5 Points Break your own record 3 times.

Medals Earned: 21/22 (485/490 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 1/3/13
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 1/3/13
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 1/3/13
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 1/3/13
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.
Ground Beef 10 Points Eat 100 cows.
Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Space Worm 10 Points Destroy a UFO.

Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/95 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Dagger To La Face Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Controller Unlocked 1/26/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Knife Unlocked 1/26/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Game Won Unlocked 1/26/13
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 1/26/13
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!

Medals Earned: 33/44 (365/500 points)

endeavor

Endeavor Unlocked 12/25/12
5 Points
Fall to the world below.
Glutton Unlocked 12/25/12
5 Points
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Smell the Roses Unlocked 12/25/12
5 Points
Touch 100 flowers.
Infamous 5 Points Kill 5 creatures.
Antibiotic 10 Points Kill 20 creatures.
Florist 10 Points Touch 300 flowers.
Only the Strongest 10 Points Max out your endurance bar.
Overachiever 10 Points Collect 11 gems.
Hero Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pawn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forever, Endeavor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Eraticator

First Blood Unlocked 6/16/13
5 Points
Complete the first level
Eraticating Unlocked 6/16/13
10 Points
Complete 9 levels
Rat Jump Bronze 5 Points Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Rat Jump Silver 25 Points Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Taste for Blood 25 Points Complete 18 levels
Eraticated 50 Points Complete the game
Rat Jump Gold 50 Points Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/170 points)

Famous Paintings Parodies

Alien Creator Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ball of Yarn Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Batman and Robin Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doggie Marriage Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Last Supper Hero Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mad Cow Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ManGogh Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PreBirth of Venus Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Spermatozoid Scream Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Global Warming Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Kittens Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The young boys of Avignon Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
tulip classes Unlocked 1/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Art Lover 50 Points Score at least 20/30 on ABC
Half Score 50 Points score at least 15/30
MegaMind 100 Points Score Perfect on ABC test
Battery Room Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chick with Piercing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Crime Scene Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Even Grandma does it Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Little Devils Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mader Foca - Madre Seal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Piggies Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pitch and Toss Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Red Underwears Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Starship crash night Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Bad Sign Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The hickey Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Naked Majo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Painter Menu Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tsunami Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtles Running on the Beach Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Under Water Sunday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/33 (130/500 points)

Hyper Pixel Man

Getting Started Unlocked 6/23/13
10 Points
Beat the first 9 levels
Almost There 25 Points Beat the first 27 levels
Half Way 25 Points Beat the first 18 levels
Winner 50 Points Beat the game on any mode
Champion 100 Points Beat the game on classic mode

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)