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Total Medals Earned: 119 (From 21 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,685 Points

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Berzerk Ball 2

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/885 points)

Total Noob 5 Points

Get your team to level 5.

What's the hurry? 5 Points

Reach 400 Speed.

Adrian 5 Points

Get 6 Challenge Medals.

One small step for a geek... 5 Points

Reach 40,000 Distance.

Appolo 10 Points

Get 9 Challenge Medals.

Major League 10 Points

Reach 100,000 Distance.

Regular Noob 10 Points

Get your team to level 10.

Turbo Nerd 10 Points

Reach 600 Speed.

Col. Mustard 25 Points

[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...

Drago 25 Points

Get 12 Challenge Medals.

Fat and Furious 25 Points

Reach 700 Speed.

Hercule Poirot 25 Points

One is Silver and the other's Gold...

Homerunesque 25 Points

Reach 200,000 Distance.

Lt. Colombo 25 Points

Geek ain't no dev'...

Sherlock Holmes 25 Points

Girls around the world...

Still a little Noobish 25 Points

Get your team to level 15.

Theo Kojak 25 Points

Rough way back...

Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points

Get your team to level 20

Rocky 50 Points

Get 15 Challenge Medals

So far, so Geek 50 Points

Reach 350,000 Distance.

What just passed by? 50 Points

Reach 800 Speed.

Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points

Get your team to level 25.

It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points

Reach 500,000 Distance.

TCB in a Flash 100 Points

Reach 900 Speed.

Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points

Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

Cool Story Bro

Medals Earned: 5/13 (145/365 points)

Gisbee 10 Points

Visit Gisbee

Survivor 10 Points

Survive a shipwreck

Adventurer 25 Points

Make it through the first trap unscathed

Path of the Spirit 50 Points

Complete the path of the Spirit

Path of the Wizard 50 Points

Complete the path of the Wizard

Bear Meat 5 Points

Meet the bear

The Whale Whisperer 10 Points

Ride a narwhal

Path of the Narwhal 50 Points

Complete the path of the Narwhal

Champion 100 Points

Complete every path

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Cyber Rush

Medals Earned: 21/22 (485/490 points)

3 Orbs 5 Points

Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).

500 m 5 Points

Reach 500 meters in a single run.

First Blood 5 Points

Die for the first time.

Slider 5 Points

Die sliding.

Super Death 5 Points

Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.

Super Orb 5 Points

Hit a Super Energy Orb.

Volcano 5 Points

Jump on top of the pixel volcano.

10 Orbs 10 Points

Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).

10 Super Orbs 10 Points

Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.

1000 m 10 Points

Reach 1000 meters in a single run.

3 In A Row 10 Points

Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.

Headbanger 10 Points

Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.

30 Orbs 25 Points

Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).

3000 m 25 Points

Reach 3000 meters in a single run.

Speedy 25 Points

Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.

Top Speed 25 Points

Reach a speed of 80 m/s.

2K Slide 50 Points

Slide a total of 2000 meters.

30K m 50 Points

Run a total of 30000 meters.

50 Super Orbs 50 Points

Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.

6 Minutes 50 Points

360 seconds air time.

Easter Egg 100 Points

Find the Red Energy Orb.

3x Record 5 Points

Break your own record 3 times.

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 33/44 (365/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Eraticator

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/170 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Complete the first level

Eraticating 10 Points

Complete 9 levels

Rat Jump Bronze 5 Points

Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump

Rat Jump Silver 25 Points

Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump

Taste for Blood 25 Points

Complete 18 levels

Eraticated 50 Points

Complete the game

Rat Jump Gold 50 Points

Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump

Famous Paintings Parodies

Medals Earned: 13/33 (130/500 points)

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Art Lover 50 Points

Score at least 20/30 on ABC

Half Score 50 Points

score at least 15/30

MegaMind 100 Points

Score Perfect on ABC test

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Hyper Pixel Man

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)

Getting Started 10 Points

Beat the first 9 levels

Almost There 25 Points

Beat the first 27 levels

Half Way 25 Points

Beat the first 18 levels

Winner 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode

Champion 100 Points

Beat the game on classic mode